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    2017搞笑結婚宣言

    1、今天是年月日,這是你們一生中最值得紀念的日子。你們的愛情,因為今天而綻放美麗;你們的婚姻,因為今天而擁抱幸福。二位已經結為合法夫妻了,希望在未來的歲月里,你們彼此珍惜,相親相愛,相濡以沫,牽手一生!
    2、誠心接受老婆感情上的獨裁,不要和陌生人說話,尤其不能跟陌生女人說話。當然,問路的老太太除外。
    3、積極響應六蛋號召。只能看老婆的臉蛋,出門前要吻臉蛋,睡覺要貼著臉蛋。老了,決不能喊她變蛋,老婆罵混蛋,我就是軟蛋。
    4、堅持工資獎金全部上繳制度。不涂改工資條,不在衣柜里藏錢。不過,每月可以申請領取500元零花。【日元】。
    5、愛護老婆,做文明丈夫,做到打不還手,罵不還口,笑臉迎送冷面孔。
    6、堅持老婆的絕對領導。家里老婆永遠是第一位,孩子第二位,小狗第三位,我第四位。
    7、頒證員:我是民政局頒證員,很高興能為二位頒發結婚證。今天是個神圣的日子,請二位鄭重回答我的問題:請問你們是自愿結婚嗎?(雙方回答)頒證員:請二位面對莊嚴的國旗和國徽,一起宣讀《結婚誓言》。雙方宣讀:《結婚誓言》我們自愿結為夫妻,從今天開始,我們將共同肩負起婚姻賦予我們的責任和義務:上孝父母,下教子女,互敬互愛,互信互勉,互諒互讓,相濡以沫,鐘愛一生,今后,無論順境還是逆境,無論富有還是貧窮,無論健康還是疾病,無論青春還是年老,我們都風雨同舟,患難與共,同甘共苦,成為終生的伴侶!我們要堅守今天的誓言,我們一定能夠堅守今天的誓言!
    8、認真執行四子原則,對老婆像孫子,對岳母像孝子,吃飯像蚊子,干活像驢子。
    9、以愛老婆為榮,以背叛老婆為恥; 以關心老婆為榮,以忽略老婆為恥;以為老婆做飯為榮,以讓老婆做飯為恥;老婆如果洗鍋,我必須站在旁邊唱歌。以真心疼老婆為榮,以故意氣老婆為恥;以服從老婆為榮,以違背老婆為恥;此保證書自20XX年XX月XX日生效,請老婆大人保存。
    10、常言道:百年修得同船渡,千年修得共枕眠。婚姻是相伴一生的約定,她標志著人生新階段的開始。生活告訴我們:美滿的婚姻,既有溫馨、浪漫和甜蜜,更有義務、責任和付出。希望你們在今后的生活中不論遇到什么困難,都能以一顆寬容的心去善待、包容和理解對方,共享家庭的溫暖,共歷人生的風雨,請問你們能做到嗎?

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