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    用小沈陽的語氣寫的情書

    親愛的耗仔~
    我是你老妹兒~~ (這么寫還挺得勁兒的)
    我就想告訴你哈~
    跟你在一起的時間其實可短暫了。嚎~
    眼睛一閉一睜。上午過去了。嚎~
    眼睛再一閉一睜?這下午又過去了。
    整不好我再睜眼閉眼一次這輩子就介么過去了。~嚎~

    你知道最痛苦的事兒是什麼么?
    就是每一次情人節,俺管你要禮物的時候,你都說:“沒有。”
    俺說:“這次興有。”你說:“真沒有。”
    比這還痛苦的事是啥,你知道嘛?
    這么有意思的情書,沒人頂,嚎~
    其實俺老有才了~ 俺上輩子是個裁縫~
    俺說的話都可精辟了,

    咋能有人說俺是啥P精呢?嚎~

    親愛的:
    我還是你老妹兒~
    你知道么~
    其實咱能在一起的時間可短暫了,所以要珍惜。
    跟放禮花炮是一樣一樣地?
    一亮一滅, 一個煙花過去了 嚎~~
    一亮不滅, 一個大樓過去了 嚎~~

    情人節到了嚎~~

    你看我根本就不是跑偏的人嚎~~

    沒看我都PIAPIA地來給你寫情書了么~

    哦!我親愛的耗仔嚎~~

    PIAPIA地,俺老希罕你了~ PIAPIA地,俺老愛你了~

    你說那是為什么倪?~

    你對俺倪?~~俺倆一定會PIAPIA地一起到老~嚎~~

    求你情人節晚餐就別PIAPIA地先跑去安排肋,

    “麗湖蒸菜”里沒有鮑魚~

    再這樣俺倆就只能去“金錢豹”肋。嚎~~

    挨呀媽呀,我也趕緊PIAPIA的跑了,要不一會老公來抓俺肋嚎~~

    哦對肋,祝各位情人節快樂 嚎~~

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